27 bilder: Knubbig mamma återskapar kändisarnas ”sexiga” foton – nu hyllas hon till skyarna

Tvåbarnsmamman Laura Belbin har gjort succé på nätet med sitt Instagram-konto Knee deep in life som numera har 229 000 följare. Vad den här underbara kvinnan gör är att hon bjuder på sig själv till max – på ett sätt som få skulle våga.

Laura har gjort det till sin grej att återskapa kändisars snygga, lyxiga och välredigerade bilder på sociala medier. Hon gör det dock på sitt eget vis – och det blir sällan speciellt glammigt.

Det är dock själva syftet, har hon tidigare sagt, att lyfta fram att vad man lägger upp på nätet inte alltid måste vara så perfekt. Vi är alla mänskliga – och bakom felfria fasader så finns det nästan alltid problem, bekymmer och komplex.

Laura bevisar att man inte måste vara pinnsmal, följer modenormer, ha fantastiska former eller se ut som supermodeller.

Vi är de vi är – och det ska vi vara nöjda med. Brösten kan få hänga, rumpan vara lite slapp och magen puta ut – det gör absolut inget. Alla är faktiskt vackra på sina egna vis, men den här mammans sätt att skoja om det hela är faktiskt helt obetalbart!

Återskapar kändisarnas bilder

Även Celeste Barber, en annan underbar kvinna, har gjort det här på ett ypperligt sätt.

Jag skrattar så att tårarna rinner när Laura återskapar de här till synes perfekta bilderna!

Kolla nu själv in hennes senaste versioner! Orkar du inte läsa varje text till varje inlägg, så är det givetvis bara att skrolla vidare till nästa foto!

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GOOGLE GOALS…. HOUSE KEEPING…. When your kids say they didn't drop anything down the sofa but your living room smells like big foots scrotum and you're determined to find where the little fuckers shoved it. My house hasn't been tidy since 2004 and I can see how you think I strategically placed all that shit in the background to make it look like I don't give a shit. I can categorically confirm I do not give a shit and my kids are wankers who never put their toys away. Bible. So, @haveringlibraries invited me to be a guest speaker at their book festival at Rainham library on 8th November. Pretty sure my arsehole, vag and belly rolls shouldn't be how I advertise the evening but fuck I literally can't wait to touch you in ways that absolutely shouldn't lead to a restraining order. No, I don't have a book but I promise I'll wear clothes, might show you a bit of tit if you're lucky and I plan to make you laugh at least once. Link in bio to buy tickets. £10, fucking bargain! *awkwardly awaiting email from Rainham saying what the fuck!?!? @sagemacd @simon_j_morton #googlegoals #funnyphotos #housekeeping #supermodel #nailedit

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GOOGLE GOALS…. CLENCH… When you could have cut your face out of the photo but it's an accurate visual description of what it feels like to manually dry your colon out with your pants. Me: take this photo. Steve: why the fuck have you got your tits out? Me: Steve who gives a fuck!?! I'm so wedged I feel like I'm about to burp up the fucking lace off my pants. Steve: hurry up because I'm not pausing bake off. Just for the record I can smell your arsehole from here! Anyone who believes he loves this job the reality is I just walk around the house tits swinging finding new ways to totally ruin his fantasy of what he thought being married to me would be like. @deisy_leonnn @jovafilms #googlegoals #funnyphotos #clench #pants #nailedit #supermodel

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GOOGLE GOALS…. TAKE A DIVE…. When your husband manages to take a photo at the exact moment your arse cheeks clap together in celebration over how much water your vagina is about to suck up as you gooch punt the water at high speeds with next to no preparation for how many wet fanny farts are going to follow. You truly can't begin to understand the struggle unless you've have to explain to your own children why Mummy can't help the fact pool water is gushing from her vag. Looks tranquil, but the reality the kids stood at the side of the pool holding their rubber rings wondering if they were about to see a piece of my ovary floating past while pissing and moaning I was taking too long. #blessed @emelinaah #googlegoals #divein #summer #swimmingpool #bikiniready

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GOOGLE GOALS…. POOLSIDE DELIGHT…. When the reality is you'd be one sneeze away from bitch slapping the poor prick next to you at the all inclusive bar on holiday with your areola because ain't nothing keeping those swinging sisters in place by the pool as you yell at the children to calm the fuck down or you're taking them to the kids club. I'm not sure what's more disturbing??? The fact I've got 4 tits or how far up my arse I managed to ram my sons pants?!? Either way I didn't expect the impromptu colonic as I clenched for this photo. Steve said he was weirdly turned on as he saw half a flap trying to drag itself out from my pants and he wasn't sure if its because it's been that long since we had sex??? Or because I've officially broken him and now he has no standards?? @biancaellabooth #googlegoals #funnyphotos #poolside #4tits #getthelook #nailedit

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GOOGLE GOALS…. FRIDAY NIGHTS…. When Friday nights used to be about tit wanks and sex on the sofa, but after 17 years together he has better chances with a lubed hoover and a cheeky wank in the bathroom before lights out. I do believe thats actually how every man wishes to spend their weekend! Sat next to their wife's sweaty crack that hasn't been washed since last night as he talks to his mates on his xbox and pray she doesn't fart loud enough for them to hear. Turns out putting your phone on a 10 second timer can feel like a fucking long time when you're hanging off the back of the sofa you're yet to finish paying off. @provokatorsha @fury.photo #googlegoals #funnyphotos #nailedit #fridaynight #sexy

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GOOGLE GOALS…. SAGGY TITS CLUB…. When you have to quickly pop one tit in and leaving the other saggy sister swinging in the wind before it tucks and rolls back out of the top because age isn't on isn't on your side anymore and the pair of pricks are desperate to keep your belly button company. Other mums: what did you do the night your kids broke up from school? Me: I cut up my sons school top and wrote saggy tits club in it so I could make my husband take a photo of me while he complained I only ever shave my vag for my blog and I told him that's because shaving for my blog never ends in a awkward boner in my back when I go to bed. True story. Roll forward to September when none of the children from Elliotts class will be allowed back to our house for dinner out of fear I'll whip a tit out mid chew of a chicken nugget. @popstantot #googlegoals #funnyphotos #nobraclub #saggytitsclub #nailedit #summerready

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GOOGLE GOALS… HE DROPPED ME… When you're climbing him like a tree and get within pube to chin touching distance but in his words "you're like a lubricated trout on speed" and he drops you, but its alright because you bribed the 8 year old with sweets to take the photo. I was going to go with the tag line of when budgety constraints means you can't afford the beach so you use the paddling pool, but all of a sudden I don't think anyone is paying attention to the swimming pool that looks like satan took a shit in it. I'm not sure what is more mesmerising, my terrified face or my majestic fringe. I starting to believe I'm going to void our life insurance soon…. @aloyoga #googlegoals #funnyphotos #yogapants #paddlingpool #summernights #nailedit

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GOOGLE GOALS…. NATIONAL BIKINI DAY… when you need to remind yourself 3 things- 1. Stop waiting for the perfect body and put that fucking bikini on! 2. Start believing you are beautiful just the way you are. 3. Apologise to Mum for cutting up those knickers she lent you because you accidentally pissed yourself that time. …. also 4. Buy another bikini because your husbands exact words were "your lips are out and I'm not talking about the ones on your face. I'm just saying, they look like they're praying because that must be chaffing the shit out of your poor vag." What can I say??? Its just one massive jizz fest in this house with all his sexy chat about my dry vag…. Ladies, its national bikini day. Be proud, be brave, be beautiful, but most of all …. BE YOU! @gubernatar #googlegoals #funnyphotos #nationalbikiniday #bikiniready #summer #nailedit

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GOOGLE GOALS…. I WOKE UP LIKE THIS…. When you want to go back to 17 year old you and tell her to lower her expectations because it turns out life is less of a beach, and more of a bitch. I need to give 17 year old me the insight into the fact she will be that woman who does a tit flap to the end of the garden, being caught mid shit storm Sals as the bin man is arriving while running late for work. I need her to understand that adult me tried to be on point, but sitting on the sofa, eating carbohydrates and picking the spots on my arse got in the way. Hello life, you're so much more of a difficult prick than I ever expected. @juliamuniz #googlegoals #funnyphotos #sexy #bin #lifeisabeach #lifeisabitch #supermodel #nailedit

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GOOGLE GOALS… THINGS DON'T ALWAYS GO TO PLAN…. When you thought you'd be the hot mum with the banging bod that all the playground dads fancied, but turns out you're the Mum who likes to say fuck a lot and doesn't always change her pants with a natural resistance to any form of physical activity. Sometimes it's about appreciating the boys aren't open to the milkshake in your yard because it's less fresh and more wet old flannel with a hint of dead fish. Me: did you get the picture? Steve: … yeah, I mean that one is going straight into the wank bank. True story. @barrefaeli #googlegoals #funnyphotos #mymilkshakebringsalltheboystotheyard #goodtimes #blessed #bangingbody #wankbank

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How often do you not fit in??? Thing is babe, today – well!! We're kind of half way through it so, that's it. We won't get to relive it and tomorrow is undecided, but I know right now you feel utterly worthless. Maybe that there is no end? Because you're alone? You feel like the weird one! The cast off that has to hide away because you aren't good enough, that people don't understand you? I want you to look at her, the silly bitch, naked, with her vag lips almost grazing the carpet. She is me (obvs) and if I'm honest I still worry! About fitting in, being liked, because sometimes the human mind is a total wanker. Even the most confident of people will suffer with self doubt, mainly because it's allows us to not end up becoming self righteous twats. I used to listen to all the times I was told I swear too much, I should be ashamed, I need to cover up or that I'm a copycat who is unoriginal. Guess what though? Even in my moments of doubt I tell myself – FUCK IT! Why? Because I could already be half way through my hop, skip and a jump on this planet and I'll be fucked if it was ever meant to be left used on trying to fit into a place I didn't belong. I pushed away from the safety of the sides of the swimming pool and swam to the middle, it's been surprising to see who has come to tread water with me, and there are times when I feel the loneliest person wondering if I'm actually in need of psychiatric help??? But, if I die tomorrow at least I'll know the only thing the world didn't see was my labia and areolas. Take it from me, the girl who used to self harm and starve herself to try and keep control of her own life that you don't need to fit in. No matter the stares, the circles that don't invite you in, the people who call you weird. Trust me, there is a fucking legion of us screaming your name, cheering you on for quite simply being the most uniquely awesome, raddest bitch alive because the most incredible thing about you is there can only be one. Be you, let that weird bitch fly free. I'm right there with you. Also- Me: did we get it? Steve: I'll be honest babe it looks a bit shit.. Me: okay I won't use it… Also me: FUCK IT! My poor lampshade. ?

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GOOGLE GOALS… LOOK TO THE LIGHT…. When it's less about looking to the light and finding the right angle, and more pray to fuck someone doesn't choose to walk their dog as your colon is smeared across the glass. Thank fuck our road hasn't entered into neighbourhood watch. I've been told matching underwear is the key to a mans heart, I've also been told so are blow jobs, but that's not happening either. Steve: you look like you're taking a shit. Me: that's okay. Steve: when did standing in a window pretending to take a dump become okay Laura??? True story. Where is the line??? I can't even see it. @dariamalygina #googlegoals #funnyphotos #coloncleanse #neighhoodwatch #nailedit #supermodel

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